Minty the Assassin
MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest
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Release
2009-08-07
Cast
Elina Madison
Minty
Anthony Ray Parker
Big Boss
Tabitha Taylor
Double Delicious
Chip Joslin
Dr. Brain Bender
Jacki R. Chan
Molly Leviathan
Hawk Younkins
Captain Capability
Ricardo Mamood-Vega
Zen Cowboy
David A. Lockhart
Rat Monster
Nora J. Novak
Cute Postal Woman
Jade English
Hot Security Guard
McKay Stewart
Sensational Ninja
Elan Hom
Bruce Zee (as Elan Tom)
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