The Baby Juice Express
A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).
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Release
2004-04-19
Cast
Nick Moran
Des
Nick Brimble
Krakowski
Lisa Faulkner
Lauren
Phil Davis
Frank O'Reilly
Samantha Womack
Trixie (as Samantha Janus)
Joe Bugner
Palooka
Julian Clary
Jason
Angela Douglas
Celestia
David Cardy
Goldberg
Ruth Jones
Gladys
Dave Courtney
Baxter
Gary Tiplady
Burke
Callum Dixon
Hare
Hugh Fraser
Arthur Burnett CBE
Howard Lew Lewis
Kent
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